So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17357. | Theany (p_theany) | 71.96 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 17358. | (jiangyan) | 71.95 | 95.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17359. | (hybrii) | 71.95 | 90% | 2014-02-02 |
| 17360. | Allison (portalapprentice) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 17361. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 17362. | Tim (timxehanort) | 71.95 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 17363. | Thiago (marano) | 71.95 | 99% | 2012-01-10 |
| 17364. | Redevoi (redevoi) | 71.94 | 90% | 2012-10-16 |
| 17365. | Tyler (exilereject) | 71.94 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 17366. | Merlin (merx03) | 71.94 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 17367. | (martintmh) | 71.94 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
| 17368. | (bambinooo) | 71.93 | 91% | 2011-12-15 |
| 17369. | Rick (hanschenz) | 71.93 | 79% | 2013-11-21 |
| 17370. | (kaishi) | 71.93 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 17371. | Udan (fris93) | 71.93 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 17372. | Akash (akashuphade) | 71.93 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 17373. | Sara (zena) | 71.92 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 17374. | rob (yukoracker) | 71.92 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 17375. | Keith (keith) | 71.92 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 17376. | (vijays4404) | 71.91 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 17377. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 71.91 | 93% | 2022-04-15 |
| 17378. | (stainless) | 71.91 | 89% | 2016-03-12 |
| 17379. | (micheloutils) | 71.90 | 91% | 2017-04-26 |
| 17380. | Isaac (xecisaac) | 71.90 | 95% | 2020-01-15 |
| 17381. | (cheet_ah) | 71.90 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 17382. | Thomas (100wordsperminute) | 71.90 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 17383. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 71.90 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 17384. | (lodz1ks) | 71.90 | 94.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17385. | Goutham (richlair) | 71.90 | 88% | 2011-09-18 |
| 17386. | (tea_dog) | 71.90 | 94% | 2014-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |