And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1196. | Ed (epackman) | 134.95 | 99% | 2011-08-25 |
| 1197. | herro (aznbuhdiee) | 134.89 | 99% | 2012-10-20 |
| 1198. | Shaina (shaynut) | 134.87 | 99% | 2013-08-04 |
| 1199. | Darvin (nivrad00) | 134.85 | 98% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1200. | [Y]O_O[Y] (lonequid) | 134.84 | 91% | 2012-07-17 |
| 1201. | aSlayer (aslayer) | 134.84 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 1202. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 134.83 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
| 1203. | phant0m (phant0m) | 134.80 | 99% | 2014-06-01 |
| 1204. | MourningStar (mourningstar) | 134.79 | 94% | 2013-06-14 |
| 1205. | Cephiro (cephiro) | 134.79 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 1206. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 134.79 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1207. | NG (soultama) | 134.79 | 99% | 2013-05-31 |
| 1208. | Erik (megaspazz) | 134.77 | 98% | 2016-10-06 |
| 1209. | NON-STOP (paktypest) | 134.73 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1210. | mariachi (mdl0100) | 134.72 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 1211. | 40320 (40320) | 134.71 | 99% | 2013-09-02 |
| 1212. | LA LUNA, LA BELLA LUNA (fee... | 134.70 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 1213. | Patrick (keiseth) | 134.70 | 98% | 2013-09-18 |
| 1214. | Anonymouse (anonymouse) | 134.69 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 1215. | Cam (qwestfinder) | 134.68 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 1216. | smrou (smrou) | 134.68 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 1217. | asdf (unibearbear) | 134.68 | 94% | 2011-12-05 |
| 1218. | seq (slownoobtyper) | 134.67 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1219. | N (stereo) | 134.67 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 1220. | J (erby) | 134.67 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 1221. | (rayer) | 134.66 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 1222. | Brian (bgodbgg) | 134.63 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 1223. | JB (wtfhowareyousofast) | 134.62 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 1224. | Andrey (schizo_guy) | 134.62 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 1225. | Austin (dontrun) | 134.62 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |