So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13837. | अज्ञात (bibek_m... | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13838. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.32 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 13839. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 78.32 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| 13840. | Mac (ximamagex) | 78.32 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 13841. | Mun (wayback) | 78.32 | 98% | 2016-11-09 |
| 13842. | Trim (tikkki) | 78.31 | 93% | 2013-05-07 |
| 13843. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 78.31 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 13844. | Skipped64 (skipped64) | 78.31 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13845. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 78.31 | 94% | 2011-11-14 |
| 13846. | William (dysnex) | 78.31 | 94% | 2013-07-22 |
| 13847. | Dhruvin (dhrmehta) | 78.31 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13848. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 78.30 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13849. | voidtyperacer (belq) | 78.30 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13850. | j (jbooster) | 78.30 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13851. | 牛牛 (luojiaxuanwu) | 78.30 | 92% | 2011-07-24 |
| 13852. | Phan (phan2009) | 78.30 | 92% | 2011-10-19 |
| 13853. | Gabe (derumisis) | 78.29 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13854. | Matt (thetrumpmeister) | 78.29 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 13855. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 78.29 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 13856. | CF (cfoodc) | 78.29 | 98% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13857. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 78.29 | 94% | 2020-03-06 |
| 13858. | Murat (winter12) | 78.29 | 92% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13859. | Bob (keepitsimple) | 78.29 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 13860. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 78.28 | 97.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 13861. | player (writer35) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 13862. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 78.28 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 13863. | Nurul (mnislam) | 78.28 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 13864. | fml (fmldave89) | 78.27 | 97.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 13865. | Pulkit (sparrow7) | 78.27 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| 13866. | dd (no_stress) | 78.27 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |