I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7760. | cozy (cozy_c) | 93.39 | 96% | 2026-01-08 |
| 7761. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 93.39 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 7762. | J (sw940316) | 93.39 | 97.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7763. | tdsar (volterxien) | 93.39 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7764. | Mike (meiguoren) | 93.39 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
| 7765. | Brad from SigEp (all_for_no... | 93.39 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 7766. | E150D (1omar1) | 93.38 | 96% | 2025-12-05 |
| 7767. | Stevan (stevan2k) | 93.38 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 7768. | xofi (xofi) | 93.38 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 7769. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 93.38 | 98% | 2026-03-11 |
| 7770. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 93.37 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 7771. | aero (aeroagg15) | 93.35 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 7772. | M (mmanhar) | 93.35 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7773. | Jan (yentzeg) | 93.35 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 7774. | dozingoff (stopcomparing) | 93.34 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 7775. | Kera (kera77) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7776. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 93.33 | 97% | 2026-02-01 |
| 7777. | hello (hellobye23) | 93.33 | 97% | 2025-10-03 |
| 7778. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 93.33 | 97.5% | 2024-02-08 |
| 7779. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 93.33 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 7780. | justavg (justavg) | 93.33 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7781. | Jamie (jamiela11) | 93.33 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7782. | Michael (mercury28) | 93.33 | 97.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 7783. | Night (jiddery) | 93.33 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 7784. | Griffin (gryphyen) | 93.32 | 99% | 2025-07-28 |
| 7785. | Stafford (staffordv) | 93.32 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 7786. | ice (iceball4321) | 93.32 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7787. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 7788. | s. (capslooock) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7789. | Zils (zils_) | 93.31 | 100% | 2021-07-30 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |