I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15321. | SlapsMcGee (phelony) | 72.40 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15322. | Ro (roha89) | 72.39 | 94% | 2020-05-29 |
| 15323. | Daweeee (daweeee) | 72.38 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15324. | puska_t (puska_t) | 72.37 | 94% | 2022-05-05 |
| 15325. | William (thewilliamc15) | 72.37 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 15326. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 72.37 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| 15327. | Me (usernamehere_) | 72.37 | 95.7% | 2023-09-05 |
| 15328. | Ng (kinkhai) | 72.37 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 15329. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 72.36 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 15330. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 72.35 | 96% | 2025-09-09 |
| 15331. | Dark (darkamour) | 72.35 | 96% | 2025-06-07 |
| 15332. | himanshu (himanshuc3) | 72.35 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 15333. | Rich (slayer83) | 72.35 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 15334. | Elizbeth (ehinterb) | 72.35 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 15335. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 72.35 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15336. | Kartik (kitrak95) | 72.35 | 94% | 2017-11-24 |
| 15337. | Z4ZI3 (z4zi3) | 72.34 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 15338. | Culubsgoatedattyping (culub) | 72.34 | 97% | 2024-10-03 |
| 15339. | magnus (robertavmagic) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 15340. | Sheefra (sheefcmcs) | 72.34 | 93% | 2023-03-03 |
| 15341. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 72.34 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15342. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 72.34 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 15343. | Learning (papapancakes) | 72.34 | 98.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 15344. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 72.34 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 15345. | Aaron (awkward_foreplay) | 72.33 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 15346. | The (codingazn) | 72.33 | 96.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15347. | Teddy (teddytalks) | 72.32 | 97% | 2025-04-05 |
| 15348. | Guy_a_tree (guy_a_tree) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 15349. | Danya (danyamd) | 72.32 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 15350. | Nicolai Van Olsen (nicolai_... | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |