As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8731. | Munchy (munchy12) | 87.15 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 8732. | Brengineer (brengineer) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8733. | r2r (arutoknight) | 87.15 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8734. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 87.14 | 97.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8735. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8736. | oli (olijuice) | 87.13 | 99% | 2017-03-04 |
| 8737. | Rät (el0ngated_muskrat) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8738. | G (squasy) | 87.12 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8739. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 8740. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 87.12 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 8741. | onepunch (plasmastrike) | 87.11 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| 8742. | kaila (curlycoder) | 87.11 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8743. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 87.11 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8744. | zat (teacup) | 87.11 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 8745. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 87.10 | 97.4% | 2024-02-16 |
| 8746. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 87.10 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 8747. | Al (4pfgrec) | 87.09 | 96% | 2025-11-10 |
| 8748. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 87.09 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8749. | ballerbigger (ballerbigger) | 87.09 | 98.4% | 2024-04-22 |
| 8750. | Franklin (endlessbdc) | 87.09 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 8751. | Peter (ilovekendralust) | 87.09 | 97% | 2016-12-05 |
| 8752. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 87.09 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 8753. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 87.09 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
| 8754. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 87.09 | 91% | 2015-05-04 |
| 8755. | Sean (wagdatto) | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8756. | tstats[rajini_taliva] (raji... | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 8757. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 87.08 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 8758. | Kevin (tigon_ridge) | 87.07 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 8759. | Jenerikk (jenerikk) | 87.07 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8760. | Alexandros (axemic) | 87.07 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |