So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9362. | (dvorjack) | 86.57 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9363. | (sneakz) | 86.57 | 93% | 2016-08-27 |
| 9364. | (proking) | 86.57 | 91% | 2012-11-04 |
| 9365. | (cavellerson) | 86.55 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9366. | (nickochee) | 86.55 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 9367. | (pucymae) | 86.55 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9368. | (p_simon) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 9369. | (yosi) | 86.55 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 9370. | (lightzout) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 9371. | (brionel) | 86.55 | 98% | 2016-09-29 |
| 9372. | (ahmlmh) | 86.55 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 9373. | (noahrwilly) | 86.54 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9374. | (flooffy) | 86.54 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9375. | (virtualknight) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9376. | (sarah_ver_donck@hotmail.com) | 86.54 | 98% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9377. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 86.54 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9378. | (berno904) | 86.53 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9379. | (keepinitreal) | 86.53 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 9380. | (mjthekandyman) | 86.52 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9381. | D (ducktypist) | 86.52 | 95% | 2016-12-03 |
| 9382. | (typingproxyz) | 86.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9383. | (sofiya) | 86.52 | 92% | 2012-05-18 |
| 9384. | (mainsam) | 86.52 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 9385. | (creativenameik) | 86.52 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9386. | (dsaldana711) | 86.51 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 9387. | (rinselmann) | 86.51 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9388. | (asian47) | 86.50 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 9389. | (fwygo) | 86.50 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9390. | (anguelo) | 86.50 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9391. | (tranquility) | 86.50 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |