I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3337. | Ben (nebulaz) | 84.10 | 99% | 2018-04-24 |
| 3338. | soupcansam (soupcansam) | 84.10 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3339. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 84.09 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 3340. | Alec (whippasnappa) | 84.09 | 99% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3341. | Jusuf (nerdtyper) | 84.08 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 3342. | jk- (justkidding_) | 84.08 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3343. | Don (donisgoodboy) | 84.08 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 3344. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 84.07 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3345. | hplr (rkg0612) | 84.07 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3346. | BBIBBI (eddie110) | 84.01 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3347. | Donked (cyrany) | 84.01 | 99% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3348. | David (david0524) | 84.01 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3349. | Alex (manithan) | 84.00 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3350. | Sarah (joonby) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3351. | Zevi (zevie) | 83.99 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3352. | John (everderp) | 83.99 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 3353. | Josh (buchasaurus) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 3354. | fam (keep22) | 83.98 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3355. | practice (timeintimeout) | 83.98 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3356. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 83.97 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3357. | Jorge (arrogantbeggar) | 83.97 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3358. | Malondee (malondee) | 83.96 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3359. | Tommy (tom441) | 83.96 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 3360. | Rasya (xpecies) | 83.96 | 99% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3361. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 83.94 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 3362. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 83.93 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3363. | Meme (helix487) | 83.93 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3364. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 83.92 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 3365. | mv0 (the_oko) | 83.92 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 3366. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 83.92 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |