So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12917. | (ramblestheone) | 79.63 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 12918. | (adiale) | 79.63 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 12919. | (typernessa) | 79.63 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12920. | (aitenlabs) | 79.63 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 12921. | Jun (junseo1216) | 79.63 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 12922. | (moncojhr) | 79.63 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 12923. | (ktharp25) | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-07-18 |
| 12924. | (kidnappster) | 79.63 | 98% | 2014-07-15 |
| 12925. | (mikeoxenfire) | 79.62 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 12926. | (aleqsi) | 79.62 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 12927. | (kaleb3205) | 79.61 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 12928. | (cpbh16) | 79.61 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 12929. | (nasageek) | 79.61 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 12930. | (innateability) | 79.61 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 12931. | (abdulmuhsee) | 79.61 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12932. | (flavodavo) | 79.61 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 12933. | (mlstrm) | 79.60 | 96.6% | 2023-08-28 |
| 12934. | (kedaro) | 79.60 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12935. | (flipordie) | 79.60 | 86% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12936. | (raju009) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-07-06 |
| 12937. | (homerjs) | 79.60 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 12938. | D (ereda) | 79.60 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 12939. | (art_vendelay) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 12940. | (yurk) | 79.59 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 12941. | (crimmsy) | 79.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 12942. | (kittenkindness) | 79.59 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 12943. | (zhartas) | 79.59 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 12944. | (scone) | 79.59 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 12945. | (dyslexic_nababa) | 79.59 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12946. | Shelby (typo5) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |