I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10841. | Wilhelm (maxer127) | 83.10 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 10842. | Tir8 (tir8) | 83.10 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 10843. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 83.09 | 97.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 10844. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 83.09 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 10845. | Banana (bananana_man) | 83.08 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 10846. | Jeff (jeffkrekerson) | 83.08 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 10847. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 83.08 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 10848. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 83.07 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 10849. | مــØـــمــــوØ... | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 10850. | AUGUST (aggepagge) | 83.06 | 95% | 2022-04-08 |
| 10851. | Jomar (jomesdufster) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 10852. | Borges (_borges_) | 83.05 | 97.5% | 2024-02-01 |
| 10853. | M (nazarene7) | 83.05 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
| 10854. | Vegim (kosovar_reddit) | 83.04 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10855. | George (geoju) | 83.04 | 96% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10856. | Illya (maldron) | 83.04 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 10857. | kd (kd2goated) | 83.03 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 10858. | Blake (skidaddle) | 83.03 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
| 10859. | ishan (gmd_cuber) | 83.02 | 96% | 2024-06-13 |
| 10860. | ter (huteri) | 83.02 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 10861. | Mike (mikealver) | 83.02 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 10862. | Bernard (booournz) | 83.02 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 10863. | Robert (robbstark) | 83.01 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 10864. | julian (jihadijulian) | 83.01 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 10865. | Marco (deggamargo) | 83.01 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10866. | mike (godlykanadian) | 83.01 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 10867. | Tai (weenhonker) | 83.01 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10868. | Riddy (songridv) | 83.00 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 10869. | jin (jinyt911) | 83.00 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 10870. | Bo (typefaster_na) | 82.99 | 96.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |