So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16828. | Pengy (afrazierboy2001) | 73.29 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 16829. | Shivesh Tiwari (yuvanastra) | 73.29 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 16830. | Sara (saraliefttimo) | 73.29 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 16831. | Delta (deltapapa) | 73.28 | 97.8% | 2023-10-02 |
| 16832. | Scott (humji) | 73.28 | 94% | 2021-08-14 |
| 16833. | emily (emilyrs) | 73.28 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 16834. | Stratos (ztratos) | 73.28 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 16835. | shane (dmavrcks) | 73.28 | 95% | 2011-06-17 |
| 16836. | Jacob (tubbylerue) | 73.27 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16837. | Sahariar (mody_sahariar1) | 73.27 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 16838. | Rich (safety4zone) | 73.27 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 16839. | Phi (ze_phi) | 73.27 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 16840. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 73.27 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 16841. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 73.27 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16842. | lemonicz (aeliaz) | 73.27 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 16843. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 73.27 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 16844. | angie (kcmo) | 73.26 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 16845. | moh (beekalam) | 73.26 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 16846. | Joe (eoj05) | 73.26 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16847. | Maxwell (maxendeavors) | 73.26 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 16848. | gian (diggee) | 73.26 | 93% | 2011-11-14 |
| 16849. | Michael (mikeypoopypants) | 73.25 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 16850. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 73.25 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16851. | Isaac (chunkyipa) | 73.25 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16852. | Hong Hua (redflowerr) | 73.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16853. | y (ytasf) | 73.25 | 95% | 2013-11-19 |
| 16854. | balaji (balajin511) | 73.25 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16855. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 73.25 | 96% | 2012-02-03 |
| 16856. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16857. | DMack (dmack98) | 73.24 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |