Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4557. | shae (shaeschornagel) | 100.49 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 4558. | Dzũng (nangtrongvuon) | 100.49 | 97% | 2015-12-22 |
| 4559. | Oracle (risen_one) | 100.48 | 98% | 2012-01-18 |
| 4560. | Amber (agardner) | 100.48 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 4561. | เป็ดเขียว... | 100.47 | 99% | 2015-06-22 |
| 4562. | Link (lite426) | 100.47 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 4563. | :) (bavadin) | 100.47 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 4564. | colemak23342 (guddhist) | 100.47 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 4565. | Aaron (sabotage101) | 100.46 | 92% | 2014-05-12 |
| 4566. | Spring (komradespring) | 100.46 | 97% | 2015-08-11 |
| 4567. | sujsh (sujsh) | 100.46 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 4568. | Nuki (nuki81) | 100.46 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 4569. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 100.45 | 95% | 2015-04-07 |
| 4570. | Lines (linesguy) | 100.44 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4571. | kostia (kostia244) | 100.43 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 4572. | Martin (martinwong) | 100.43 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 4573. | K (kburchfiel) | 100.42 | 95% | 2012-08-31 |
| 4574. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 100.42 | 97.9% | 2023-08-14 |
| 4575. | Joanna (joanna_josie) | 100.41 | 97% | 2012-11-18 |
| 4576. | The Humbler (the_humbler) | 100.40 | 98% | 2013-08-15 |
| 4577. | Shaxi (shaxigaming) | 100.40 | 99% | 2013-06-04 |
| 4578. | Tage (sabonater) | 100.40 | 98% | 2013-09-03 |
| 4579. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 100.40 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 4580. | Max (max424) | 100.40 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 4581. | david (kidlucrative) | 100.39 | 99% | 2012-04-17 |
| 4582. | Kyle (thalanoth) | 100.39 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 4583. | . (agile92x) | 100.39 | 97% | 2012-09-28 |
| 4584. | David (stewbagel) | 100.38 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 4585. | Seline (pinkfluffy) | 100.37 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 4586. | Stored (stored3lk) | 100.36 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |