So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1729. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 115.69 | 100% | 2021-11-03 |
| 1730. | Ziggynator | 🐸 (airxq) | 115.69 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1731. | Kevin (trimak) | 115.69 | 95% | 2012-03-12 |
| 1732. | Raymond (sallabout08) | 115.68 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 1733. | TimeBomb (timebomb0) | 115.65 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
| 1734. | Will (idkwill69) | 115.64 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 1735. | Scripte (scripte) | 115.64 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 1736. | isaiah (windsong) | 115.64 | 96% | 2013-11-18 |
| 1737. | Kenji (moarkenji) | 115.64 | 98% | 2015-08-07 |
| 1738. | Abhishek (abhishekreddy) | 115.63 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 1739. | alostman (slowtypist199) | 115.62 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1740. | aaaa (guest77) | 115.62 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
| 1741. | Chris (fogcityroller) | 115.61 | 99% | 2014-03-26 |
| 1742. | allie (admw) | 115.61 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 1743. | Meh (meh321) | 115.60 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1744. | Jos (josgritter) | 115.60 | 84% | 2011-11-25 |
| 1745. | Max (17maxklivans) | 115.58 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 1746. | K (kburchfiel) | 115.58 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
| 1747. | Calvin (clamvin) | 115.57 | 90% | 2017-05-16 |
| 1748. | (val___) | 115.56 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 1749. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 115.56 | 98% | 2014-04-16 |
| 1750. | Julie (julie14786) | 115.56 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
| 1751. | cassidy (cassidytyping) | 115.55 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 1752. | keker (yash117) | 115.53 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1753. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 115.51 | 98% | 2015-02-04 |
| 1754. | (pdlg) | 115.49 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1755. | Sasha (flameheart) | 115.48 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 1756. | Link (lite426) | 115.48 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 1757. | multiflipex (multiflipex) | 115.47 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1758. | \ (pyfgcrl) | 115.47 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |