So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14003. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 77.48 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
14004. | Nexinion (nexinion) | 77.48 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
14005. | (aus10_) | 77.47 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
14006. | Theologos (sosonis) | 77.47 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
14007. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 77.47 | 91% | 2014-04-06 |
14008. | Haris (polystyrene) | 77.47 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
14009. | Irfan (irfanshaikh) | 77.47 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
14010. | Kaimakides (pseudo) | 77.47 | 94% | 2013-04-16 |
14011. | Will (royal__) | 77.47 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
14012. | MrTTomato (mrttomato) | 77.47 | 90% | 2012-06-05 |
14013. | Amir (amiremad92) | 77.47 | 94% | 2014-03-27 |
14014. | Jagonu (jagonu) | 77.47 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
14015. | xhqrry has two fingers (xhq... | 77.46 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
14016. | Reece (kinetic) | 77.46 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
14017. | Hater (hateself) | 77.46 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
14018. | lana (lanalynn) | 77.46 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
14019. | a (ierfth) | 77.45 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
14020. | Ciprian (c1pri) | 77.45 | 97.5% | 2021-02-01 |
14021. | Keith (kbods) | 77.45 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
14022. | Brent (brentosis) | 77.45 | 94% | 2013-02-27 |
14023. | George (george91) | 77.44 | 91% | 2017-01-25 |
14024. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 77.44 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
14025. | Gali (galitype) | 77.44 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
14026. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 77.44 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
14027. | Szymon (smeagol) | 77.44 | — | 2008-12-08 |
14028. | Pol (zegionx) | 77.43 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
14029. | Salvador Floppingus (the_fi... | 77.43 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
14030. | abelrobot (abelrobot) | 77.43 | 95.4% | 2023-10-23 |
14031. | Nikola (antalavichev01) | 77.43 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
14032. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |