And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27931. | THANK YOU (qwertydude6) | 66.36 | 93% | 2011-08-21 |
| 27932. | ogo (amoebaca) | 66.35 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 27933. | oskar (oskar86) | 66.35 | 87% | 2015-02-13 |
| 27934. | Tyler (teamster) | 66.35 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 27935. | Vishwajeet Prasad (vishwaje... | 66.35 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 27936. | mejdi (mejdi14) | 66.35 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 27937. | Loading (loadings) | 66.35 | 91% | 2013-05-31 |
| 27938. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 66.35 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 27939. | Lanny (you_suck_man) | 66.34 | 94% | 2011-07-11 |
| 27940. | han (halley62373) | 66.34 | 95% | 2012-09-22 |
| 27941. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 66.34 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 27942. | Aman (amanminerulez) | 66.34 | 94% | 2023-03-17 |
| 27943. | Ed (posva) | 66.34 | 95% | 2016-02-02 |
| 27944. | Frederik (bachling) | 66.34 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 27945. | Harut (harut177) | 66.34 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 27946. | Raghupati (double_toned) | 66.34 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 27947. | Andrew (andrew530) | 66.33 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 27948. | Errrnesto (errrnesto) | 66.33 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 27949. | Joshua (jacan) | 66.33 | 94% | 2014-09-22 |
| 27950. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 66.33 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
| 27951. | casfrank (casfrank) | 66.33 | 99% | 2016-03-17 |
| 27952. | Kazu (kazu_0321) | 66.33 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 27953. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 66.33 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 27954. | Joker (jchrakian000) | 66.32 | 91% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27955. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 66.32 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 27956. | KeyKing (kingkey42069) | 66.32 | 96.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 27957. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 66.32 | 96% | 2013-05-03 |
| 27958. | Alex (rtypo) | 66.31 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 27959. | Insley (insleyhanuman) | 66.31 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 27960. | Kevin (kevlang) | 66.31 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |