I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 14996. | Shalamar (shalamar) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14997. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 75.73 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 14998. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 75.72 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 14999. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 75.72 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 15000. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 75.71 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 15001. | Dev (darkpi) | 75.71 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 15002. | Adrian (adran_b_swag) | 75.71 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 15003. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 15004. | Steven (stevenandreib) | 75.70 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 15005. | Aaron (havechips) | 75.70 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15006. | Bradley (genoo34) | 75.70 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15007. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 75.70 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 15008. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15009. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 75.69 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 15010. | Sam (wes0707) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 15011. | Kyle (crankyllama) | 75.69 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 15012. | mingi (gatangae) | 75.68 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 15013. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 75.68 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 15014. | Kavan (kavan044) | 75.68 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 15015. | Victoria (azureale) | 75.68 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 15016. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 75.67 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 15017. | John (jcboss10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 15018. | Graham (graham152) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
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| 15021. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15022. | Kofu (kofu145) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |