All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7749. | Pog racer (thermoplasma) | 88.79 | 98% | 2025-03-12 |
| 7750. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 88.79 | 98% | 2017-12-22 |
| 7751. | Ben (bburgess19) | 88.79 | 96.6% | 2023-12-22 |
| 7752. | Lumad (russell_llamada) | 88.79 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7753. | malew (jpen369) | 88.78 | 94.7% | 2024-01-10 |
| 7754. | Bit (anotherweeb) | 88.78 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 7755. | asdadasfff (asdadasfff) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 7756. | Indeciso (enryu_goat) | 88.77 | 96% | 2024-08-09 |
| 7757. | Fernando (fercv19) | 88.77 | 97.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7758. | Camden (crbrts5) | 88.77 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 7759. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 88.77 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 7760. | JumbaHumba (jumbahumba) | 88.76 | 98% | 2018-01-17 |
| 7761. | K (lazywater) | 88.76 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 7762. | John (seaofnonsense) | 88.76 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 7763. | Nghĩa (dangcongsanvietnam) | 88.76 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 7764. | ipson (ipson) | 88.76 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7765. | Kat (kattvakt) | 88.75 | 97% | 2024-12-04 |
| 7766. | cactus (willbursoot) | 88.75 | 98% | 2023-12-31 |
| 7767. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 88.75 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 7768. | Syn (playersyn) | 88.75 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 7769. | Austin (hobbes_0623) | 88.74 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 7770. | Tanner (tanzelini) | 88.74 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 7771. | venky (venkywonka) | 88.74 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 7772. | Suravur (suravur) | 88.74 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 7773. | shui (sammi76) | 88.74 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7774. | Miroslav (lil_retarded) | 88.73 | 99% | 2024-12-09 |
| 7775. | Admiral (admiraltacos) | 88.73 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 7776. | j (jk_101) | 88.73 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 7777. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 88.72 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7778. | Ryan (nayrx14) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |