Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30475. | Ali (alijoon) | 52.52 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 30476. | Eliza (tuberkulose_eddy) | 52.52 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 30477. | Reilly (reilly_e) | 52.52 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30478. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 52.52 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 30479. | Baka (bakabawi) | 52.52 | 94% | 2023-08-13 |
| 30480. | 4thewin (4thewin) | 52.51 | 83% | 2017-01-28 |
| 30481. | Orange (calicer1996) | 52.51 | 97% | 2013-07-05 |
| 30482. | dicky (ninja_turtle) | 52.51 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 30483. | synack (synackk) | 52.51 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
| 30484. | yurcik (yurcik45) | 52.51 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 30485. | Aaron (magicsauce) | 52.50 | 94% | 2015-04-24 |
| 30486. | Windwoman (windwoman) | 52.50 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 30487. | K (keyzurbur) | 52.50 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 30488. | Hailey (hails98) | 52.50 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
| 30489. | Mohamed (ultra23) | 52.50 | 87% | 2013-06-16 |
| 30490. | Joe-Knee (joanieposerio) | 52.50 | 92% | 2017-04-21 |
| 30491. | Andrey (katoshi) | 52.49 | 97% | 2014-04-28 |
| 30492. | Lin (desolaterain) | 52.49 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 30493. | Jona (ravioli_cheesecake12) | 52.49 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 30494. | Hris (smitecamps) | 52.49 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 30495. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 52.49 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 30496. | Andrew (beardown_yt) | 52.49 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
| 30497. | Marq (marqgalloway918) | 52.49 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 30498. | Oli (olied) | 52.48 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| 30499. | Abhisek (akrant619) | 52.48 | 91% | 2013-09-01 |
| 30500. | Tuan (fifi199230) | 52.48 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 30501. | VeeDub (vyenson) | 52.48 | 87% | 2014-06-01 |
| 30502. | Frederik (fredmeister) | 52.48 | 94% | 2023-04-07 |
| 30503. | Wanderer (hassanese) | 52.48 | 94% | 2021-12-30 |
| 30504. | Rameez (rameez472) | 52.48 | 94% | 2021-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |