So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
3709. | nate (natenite) | 103.93 | — | 2008-12-10 |
3710. | Violet (a87321dc00) | 103.93 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
3711. | Tyler (skibity) | 103.93 | 99% | 2013-02-08 |
3712. | Lasse (geeks) | 103.92 | 98% | 2015-11-25 |
3713. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 103.92 | 98% | 2011-05-18 |
3714. | ~ (oriasine) | 103.91 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
3715. | Axolotl (xryoth) | 103.91 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
3716. | Daniel (h2opolosda) | 103.91 | 97% | 2013-09-05 |
3717. | bibek (championera) | 103.91 | 91% | 2013-01-23 |
3718. | Jay (ironkillers) | 103.90 | 99% | 2017-05-18 |
3719. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.90 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
3720. | Dymon (dymon) | 103.90 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
3721. | Mike (icecubez) | 103.90 | 99% | 2014-07-23 |
3722. | wienerschnitzel (wangonmybird) | 103.89 | 98% | 2014-06-09 |
3723. | noi (pouffles) | 103.89 | 99% | 2015-01-29 |
3724. | matt (matt) | 103.89 | — | 2009-03-11 |
3725. | Eric (people_pleaser) | 103.88 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
3726. | FartMaster2003 (unpog) | 103.88 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
3727. | Jony (pioka) | 103.88 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
3728. | k (kathy100) | 103.88 | — | 2008-09-19 |
3729. | c (malloweater) | 103.87 | 95% | 2014-04-23 |
3730. | Tuomas (tume97) | 103.87 | 98% | 2015-01-13 |
3731. | Mitch (stoopify) | 103.87 | 96% | 2012-12-14 |
3732. | Dawn (m0f0) | 103.86 | 94% | 2013-08-15 |
3733. | Charles (char466) | 103.85 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
3734. | Kate (iblowtheoboe) | 103.85 | — | 2008-12-03 |
3735. | Daniel (madscience) | 103.84 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
3736. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 103.83 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
3737. | Alex (boundplaya) | 103.83 | — | 2010-01-05 |
3738. | Akza (akza) | 103.82 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |