The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 695. | Jin (jin168) | 77.79 | 99% | 2011-10-15 |
| 696. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 77.75 | 95% | 2015-12-24 |
| 697. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 77.70 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 698. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 77.67 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 699. | falsefruit (falsefruit) | 77.66 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| 700. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 77.66 | 96% | 2013-03-17 |
| 701. | Ella (ella_charlotte) | 77.62 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 702. | Bre (mono_synchroma) | 77.57 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 703. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 77.56 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 704. | awesome (awesomeguy123) | 77.55 | 94% | 2015-12-02 |
| 705. | Hoo (phonhay) | 77.55 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
| 706. | Mimi (siamimi) | 77.54 | 90% | 2017-01-10 |
| 707. | N (apakaden) | 77.53 | 97% | 2016-10-29 |
| 708. | Good Vibe Tribe (lucas_lm) | 77.47 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 709. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 77.47 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 710. | Sting (z35shi) | 77.45 | 96% | 2014-12-23 |
| 711. | Kate (katedo) | 77.44 | 96% | 2011-09-23 |
| 712. | dex (sgtkabukiman) | 77.43 | 99% | 2014-01-01 |
| 713. | jkg (jkgiesler) | 77.42 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 714. | Mars (shintengin) | 77.41 | 96% | 2012-04-16 |
| 715. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 77.39 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 716. | David (wongtongeaters) | 77.37 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 717. | Kevin (brendanfraser) | 77.31 | 94% | 2017-09-15 |
| 718. | David (skillcapped) | 77.29 | 95% | 2013-10-13 |
| 719. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 77.29 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
| 720. | Andrew (treehaw) | 77.28 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 721. | kutu (kutubuku) | 77.27 | 96% | 2012-12-26 |
| 722. | P (bo0ts) | 77.25 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 723. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 77.18 | 95% | 2013-10-17 |
| 724. | Jer (jerhino) | 77.13 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |