Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11017. | Paolo (lambdasc) | 84.06 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
| 11018. | raruma (raruma) | 84.06 | 99% | 2013-05-10 |
| 11019. | headache (headache2) | 84.06 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 11020. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 84.05 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 11021. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 84.05 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 11022. | Josh (iccarus) | 84.05 | 98% | 2013-06-24 |
| 11023. | Christy (cbartolain) | 84.05 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 11024. | Titel (andrewh) | 84.05 | 99% | 2018-05-14 |
| 11025. | Pat (patr1012) | 84.04 | 92% | 2012-09-06 |
| 11026. | Hakan (zaga34) | 84.04 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 11027. | Arsen (arsenaghajanyan) | 84.03 | 94% | 2013-09-21 |
| 11028. | Derp (thelol) | 84.03 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11029. | j_ (typeracerjay1) | 84.03 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11030. | Kevin (mystified) | 84.03 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 11031. | ng (mainsam) | 84.03 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 11032. | Lefu (l1298) | 84.03 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 11033. | OSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (ty... | 84.02 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 11034. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 84.02 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11035. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 84.02 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 11036. | Axel (katalol) | 84.02 | 91% | 2013-06-10 |
| 11037. | Tomislav (tgracin) | 84.02 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 11038. | Maddie (mta001) | 84.02 | 94% | 2012-09-28 |
| 11039. | West (westqt) | 84.02 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
| 11040. | NKW (firearachna) | 84.01 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11041. | RDani223 (rdani223) | 84.01 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11042. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 84.01 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 11043. | R (prind0) | 84.01 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 11044. | Joe (eoj05) | 84.01 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11045. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 84.01 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 11046. | Fabio (misemono) | 84.00 | 99% | 2017-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |