I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14946. | Gray (gray) | 75.99 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 14947. | Colleen (coconut) | 75.99 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 14948. | Verdic (verdic) | 75.98 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 14949. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 14950. | HeavenIsNotReal (lusttea) | 75.98 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14951. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 75.98 | 94.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14952. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 75.97 | 92% | 2013-07-02 |
| 14953. | Marshall (stackattack14) | 75.97 | 98% | 2011-11-17 |
| 14954. | Chris (million7) | 75.97 | 94% | 2014-04-13 |
| 14955. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 75.97 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
| 14956. | David (mismocanibalismo) | 75.96 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 14957. | Vroooom (tyeh26) | 75.96 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 14958. | Lame (lamers) | 75.96 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 14959. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 75.96 | 97% | 2012-05-26 |
| 14960. | Jasmeet (jasmeetsingh) | 75.96 | 91% | 2014-05-19 |
| 14961. | RKT (fastestspeed) | 75.96 | 97% | 2014-10-04 |
| 14962. | Van Hoang (hoangelec) | 75.95 | 93% | 2014-03-12 |
| 14963. | MANDINGO (daddy_mandingo69420) | 75.95 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 14964. | yooooo (kakarotssj) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14965. | Yugank (tupeng_mastir) | 75.95 | 95% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14966. | Jordan (jordantheodoric) | 75.95 | 97% | 2012-06-29 |
| 14967. | katy (kat198135) | 75.95 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 14968. | (；一_一) (dimonco) | 75.95 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 14969. | mozarellasticks (mozarellas... | 75.94 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14970. | Mitzu (mitzuyodaaaa) | 75.94 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 14971. | Peter (habibp) | 75.94 | 97.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 14972. | markus (marsjo992) | 75.94 | 93% | 2012-01-29 |
| 14973. | mhee (hangzoon) | 75.94 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 14974. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 14975. | Sakyra (sakyra) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |