The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30598. | Momocat (acornboo) | 64.15 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 30599. | Muchiri Levis (bantu_2) | 64.15 | 96% | 2025-09-16 |
| 30600. | Benno (thawalrus) | 64.15 | 93% | 2016-06-13 |
| 30601. | tom (tdtdtd) | 64.15 | 95% | 2014-04-21 |
| 30602. | fah (fah22) | 64.15 | 89% | 2014-01-24 |
| 30603. | Md Zeeshan Rasheed (mdzeesh... | 64.14 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 30604. | Ulimbakisya (ulithetypist) | 64.14 | 99.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 30605. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 64.14 | 96% | 2018-01-22 |
| 30606. | Dane (danesterr) | 64.14 | 96.2% | 2025-02-13 |
| 30607. | Matho (matho_) | 64.14 | 95% | 2024-09-25 |
| 30608. | Lucsd (65wpmwarrior) | 64.14 | 97.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 30609. | celes (celescastro) | 64.14 | 93% | 2020-04-04 |
| 30610. | Badger (badger00k) | 64.14 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 30611. | Yaw (wybee) | 64.14 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 30612. | Ridhuan (sungai_peria) | 64.14 | 99.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 30613. | aidan (anominos) | 64.14 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 30614. | Dark (dark_unicorn) | 64.13 | 98% | 2025-07-20 |
| 30615. | kasuno (kasuno) | 64.13 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 30616. | ahmad (ahmadalasmar) | 64.13 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 30617. | John (johnsimer2) | 64.13 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 30618. | Semro (semro) | 64.13 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 30619. | Slerpasaur (bagasfirdaus) | 64.13 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 30620. | Vincent (vincenator_colemak) | 64.13 | 96% | 2012-12-27 |
| 30621. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 64.13 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 30622. | Gammy (gams_97) | 64.12 | 98% | 2025-02-25 |
| 30623. | Josemar (jos1emar) | 64.12 | 96% | 2024-05-20 |
| 30624. | Ligner (nemesis696996) | 64.12 | 96% | 2024-02-22 |
| 30625. | Marcus (earthpheonixsword) | 64.12 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 30626. | toporder (toporder) | 64.12 | 96% | 2024-12-19 |
| 30627. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 64.12 | 96% | 2022-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |