The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11389. | BryaN- ('',) (scrappycoco) | 44.16 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 11390. | Vishal (vishalbahedia) | 44.16 | 94% | 2017-01-11 |
| 11391. | 9.com (nitesh_dhyani) | 44.16 | 94% | 2014-03-06 |
| 11392. | Slower than you (hspislife) | 44.16 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11393. | Gabi (__gabi__) | 44.15 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11394. | Udit (uditagrawal) | 44.15 | 84% | 2012-12-05 |
| 11395. | ZOOLUX (zoolux) | 44.15 | 92.3% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11396. | Cola (cola112) | 44.15 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 11397. | fatima (fatimae) | 44.15 | 93% | 2013-02-06 |
| 11398. | Major Ghost (ziyad1) | 44.15 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
| 11399. | Kousik (kousik) | 44.15 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 11400. | Jules (jules25) | 44.14 | 94% | 2019-10-25 |
| 11401. | Subhabrata (kikni) | 44.14 | 96.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 11402. | Asghar (asghar082) | 44.14 | 85% | 2015-11-11 |
| 11403. | C (cm_fitforlife) | 44.14 | 94% | 2012-02-11 |
| 11404. | Tristan (tristanpatina2) | 44.14 | 94% | 2012-05-22 |
| 11405. | Philippines (pindot2023) | 44.13 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 11406. | Yolanda (yolandah) | 44.13 | 92% | 2016-03-07 |
| 11407. | Nurzhan (rattlesnake_07) | 44.13 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11408. | Kassidy (kass_2000) | 44.13 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 11409. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 44.13 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 11410. | Nevets (ouxhpeams) | 44.13 | 93% | 2021-08-25 |
| 11411. | Seven (sevenmiranda) | 44.13 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 11412. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 44.13 | 86% | 2011-10-25 |
| 11413. | Johan (bullseye) | 44.13 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 11414. | Igor (kziv) | 44.12 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11415. | wappz (wappzgomagoma) | 44.12 | 88% | 2016-05-28 |
| 11416. | mr (parryjj) | 44.12 | 93% | 2012-10-11 |
| 11417. | Rachhek (evildevil) | 44.12 | 91% | 2011-08-28 |
| 11418. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 44.11 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |