The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10284. | (frank44) | 88.26 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 10285. | Justin (soymac) | 88.25 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 10286. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 10287. | (snowmeo) | 88.25 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 10288. | (manowar993) | 88.25 | 93% | 2016-06-13 |
| 10289. | (eyramos) | 88.25 | 97% | 2015-01-14 |
| 10290. | (vivekpjoshy) | 88.25 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 10291. | (iamovid) | 88.25 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 10292. | (hchow23) | 88.25 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 10293. | (populkee) | 88.24 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 10294. | William (willtothewong) | 88.24 | 98% | 2015-01-20 |
| 10295. | (nucanuca565) | 88.24 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 10296. | (mtflynn99) | 88.24 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
| 10297. | Toms (nak56) | 88.24 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10298. | Sarah (sebrill) | 88.24 | 99% | 2013-07-02 |
| 10299. | (peppawutz) | 88.24 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 10300. | (kaspoonikus) | 88.23 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| 10301. | (diocles) | 88.23 | 97.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 10302. | typah123 (typah12345) | 88.23 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 10303. | (lancelot_29) | 88.23 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 10304. | (aidan_) | 88.23 | 98% | 2016-03-13 |
| 10305. | Ron (ronnyron) | 88.23 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 10306. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 88.22 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10307. | (youqi) | 88.22 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
| 10308. | (naxumi) | 88.22 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 10309. | (nounontoi) | 88.22 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 10310. | (kair0z) | 88.22 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 10311. | (xxdeathcorexx) | 88.22 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 10312. | (shredsauce) | 88.22 | 97% | 2014-11-04 |
| 10313. | David (gs3000) | 88.22 | 89% | 2013-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |