The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13988. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 81.65 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13989. | Asif (orthocresol) | 81.65 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 13990. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 81.65 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 13991. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 81.65 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 13992. | paams (paams) | 81.65 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 13993. | Darmawan (darsiong) | 81.65 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 13994. | Rob (rob9) | 81.65 | 92% | 2015-04-24 |
| 13995. | Marlon (genedy21) | 81.64 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13996. | mauvieira (mauvieira) | 81.64 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 13997. | Trey (pgneal3) | 81.64 | 96% | 2011-09-25 |
| 13998. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 81.64 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 13999. | Přemysl (premik) | 81.64 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14000. | d'toe 😎😎😎😎 (det... | 81.64 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 14001. | —Redd ○ (divergence) | 81.63 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 14002. | Denis (denis_dev) | 81.63 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14003. | Sputnik25 (25dondon25) | 81.63 | 98% | 2016-11-08 |
| 14004. | shoop (crimmsy) | 81.62 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 14005. | Marvin (hasteful) | 81.62 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 14006. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 81.62 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 14007. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 81.62 | 98% | 2012-11-01 |
| 14008. | ariida (tigera) | 81.62 | 96% | 2011-09-08 |
| 14009. | Firoz (firozjehangir) | 81.62 | 93% | 2013-02-24 |
| 14010. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 81.61 | 95% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14011. | shashinagraj (nagrajshashi) | 81.61 | 97.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 14012. | type (typeracer1111111111) | 81.61 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 14013. | Theodore (theodore_hui) | 81.61 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| 14014. | god (god_is_here) | 81.61 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14015. | Kartik (kitrak95) | 81.61 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 14016. | Timon (timonius) | 81.61 | 96% | 2014-08-15 |
| 14017. | Fan (fankay) | 81.61 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |