I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3550. | hamny (hamny) | 69.26 | 94.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 3551. | Kayla (khvuyen) | 69.21 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 3552. | AbhiyanS (abhiyans) | 69.18 | 97.7% | 2024-04-12 |
| 3553. | bjsjbck (bjscbck) | 69.13 | 93.5% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3554. | yesyes (yesyes0_0) | 69.08 | 94% | 2024-02-02 |
| 3555. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.07 | 96.4% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3556. | phoenix drago (phoenixdrago) | 69.01 | 95.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 3557. | Moon (haim_moon) | 68.97 | 96% | 2026-01-28 |
| 3558. | poopee (shrek_sy) | 68.96 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3559. | Alex (avw1793) | 68.96 | 93.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3560. | qjari (kjari) | 68.95 | 97.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 3561. | Vlad (zeev7) | 68.93 | 97.6% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3562. | Ib (ib_naalk) | 68.87 | 97% | 2026-02-23 |
| 3563. | TravelingSlug (travelingslug) | 68.85 | 99% | 2026-02-25 |
| 3564. | kadiezucker (kadiezucker) | 68.82 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 3565. | Squeegee (squeegee_joe) | 68.74 | 95.3% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3566. | karty (karty) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3567. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 68.71 | 95.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 3568. | Princetoony Azim (princeazim) | 68.71 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3569. | boiax (boiax) | 68.70 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3570. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3571. | Jez (jezmann) | 68.65 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3572. | The White House (thewhiteho... | 68.58 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3573. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3574. | Joey (jofiss) | 68.53 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| 3575. | "I'm a scatman" (bexarcocky) | 68.53 | 95.3% | 2024-09-11 |
| 3576. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 3577. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 3578. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94.5% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3579. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |