So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28306. | Vlasis (frog0) | 55.57 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 28307. | Chiemeka (iamlordaubrey) | 55.57 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 28308. | Orejitas (orejitas) | 55.57 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 28309. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 55.56 | 93% | 2021-04-30 |
| 28310. | Alex (alexnoone) | 55.56 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28311. | Ray (rayzor813) | 55.56 | 87% | 2016-11-30 |
| 28312. | Pedro (nimble) | 55.56 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 28313. | Martin (french_vlad) | 55.55 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 28314. | Aymen (aymenabdesselem) | 55.55 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 28315. | St (stjean) | 55.55 | 95% | 2016-06-07 |
| 28316. | Carlo (sskuroo) | 55.55 | 89% | 2011-08-14 |
| 28317. | hendra (cemploen_23) | 55.55 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 28318. | Dragit (dragit) | 55.55 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 28319. | satyanarayan (satyans24) | 55.55 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 28320. | THANK YOU (qwertydude6) | 55.55 | 90% | 2011-10-01 |
| 28321. | Kristian (hawkfish88) | 55.55 | 91% | 2015-05-04 |
| 28322. | Bruzsa (bruzs) | 55.54 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 28323. | karthas (karthas) | 55.54 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 28324. | AAMpro_IV (aampro_iv) | 55.54 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 28325. | Slow Dog (evillorddenie) | 55.54 | 93.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 28326. | Tyrocune (tyrocune) | 55.54 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 28327. | Viki (wikinger) | 55.54 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 28328. | yanz (yanz09) | 55.54 | 86% | 2011-10-12 |
| 28329. | Peter (peterpop) | 55.54 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
| 28330. | -Tia- (sammie2098) | 55.54 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 28331. | JUNED (juned) | 55.54 | 91% | 2011-10-17 |
| 28332. | slowwwwwwwwww (catalyst1985) | 55.54 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 28333. | Angelo (angelostaana) | 55.54 | 91% | 2016-10-06 |
| 28334. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 55.53 | 84% | 2017-05-02 |
| 28335. | Chris (chrischu) | 55.53 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |