I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6536. | Julian (fiow) | 95.70 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 6537. | yurk (yurk) | 95.69 | 99.7% | 2025-05-26 |
| 6538. | sean (itscalledwkey) | 95.69 | 96% | 2025-03-13 |
| 6539. | L33T (01l33t) | 95.69 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 6540. | PJ (bacho86) | 95.68 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 6541. | Gert (gertoperto) | 95.68 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 6542. | RotiiK (rotiik) | 95.68 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 6543. | america's deadliest god (he... | 95.68 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 6544. | aidanthedamage (aidanthedam... | 95.67 | 99% | 2023-12-12 |
| 6545. | ByteX (byte_x) | 95.66 | 97% | 2023-11-27 |
| 6546. | tstats[Out1s] (0ut1s) | 95.66 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| 6547. | Sepp (seppp) | 95.66 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 6548. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 95.66 | 97.4% | 2025-01-01 |
| 6549. | McKle (mckle7) | 95.66 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 6550. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 95.66 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 6551. | Michael (pigophone) | 95.66 | 97% | 2017-04-24 |
| 6552. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 95.65 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 6553. | Karmalegend (karmalegend) | 95.65 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 6554. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 95.65 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 6555. | Donkey (thedonkeyxot) | 95.65 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6556. | Josie (reguloser) | 95.64 | 95% | 2024-02-21 |
| 6557. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 95.64 | 98% | 2023-12-27 |
| 6558. | Sven (svann) | 95.64 | 89% | 2017-03-11 |
| 6559. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 95.63 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 6560. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 95.63 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 6561. | Shahriar (sheri_mori) | 95.63 | 92% | 2017-02-05 |
| 6562. | tochidoh (tochidoh) | 95.62 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 6563. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 95.62 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 6564. | Luke (notasweatyaurelion) | 95.62 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 6565. | A (aaaaaaffff) | 95.61 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |