Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2795. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 108.88 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2796. | (fopuy) | 108.86 | 98.1% | 2024-02-18 |
| 2797. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 108.86 | 100% | 2022-03-06 |
| 2798. | Ronald (primarch) | 108.86 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2799. | (adreto123) | 108.85 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 2800. | Alejandro_Xx (alejandro_xx) | 108.85 | 97.9% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2801. | (jondoeyes) | 108.84 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2802. | (gerdperez) | 108.83 | 99.2% | 2024-03-26 |
| 2803. | (swng) | 108.83 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 2804. | Jennifer (jf07) | 108.82 | 98.2% | 2024-04-06 |
| 2805. | (christyperacer) | 108.81 | 97.5% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2806. | (holdyl) | 108.81 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 2807. | d (heavystorm13) | 108.81 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 2808. | (jitoyo) | 108.80 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2809. | (tirelessclock) | 108.77 | 98.4% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2810. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 108.77 | 98.3% | 2024-03-16 |
| 2811. | Karliah (karliah) | 108.76 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 2812. | (kowalskichris) | 108.74 | 99% | 2026-02-16 |
| 2813. | (rushlync) | 108.73 | 99% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2814. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 108.73 | 98.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2815. | (noble_addiction) | 108.71 | 98.2% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2816. | (willywongker69) | 108.71 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 2817. | (charleswalrus) | 108.71 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2818. | (jhakala) | 108.71 | 99% | 2023-02-08 |
| 2819. | (borederlinegenius) | 108.71 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 2820. | (fallen87) | 108.70 | 98.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2821. | (ywq06) | 108.69 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 2822. | (the_legend_of_thighs) | 108.69 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 2823. | (zeverit) | 108.69 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 2824. | Sub to spenzalo (hi_shoemaker) | 108.68 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |