As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12349. | Connor (dumb_intern) | 74.75 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
12350. | kdpip (keffler) | 74.75 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
12351. | Cobra (cobra03) | 74.75 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
12352. | sinegav (sinegav) | 74.75 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
12353. | Goto (goto_ustaad) | 74.74 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
12354. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 74.74 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
12355. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 74.73 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
12356. | Just (ottovon) | 74.73 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
12357. | Elie (iceworld) | 74.73 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
12358. | Keyser (keyserrr) | 74.73 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
12359. | daniel (dsmcubingyt) | 74.73 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
12360. | Ev (evturn) | 74.73 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
12361. | clackity (phys1cs) | 74.72 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
12362. | Pyren (pyren83) | 74.72 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
12363. | Wenny (wenny_) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
12364. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 74.72 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
12365. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 74.71 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
12366. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 74.71 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
12367. | Karlen (karlen91) | 74.71 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
12368. | Johnny (jnguyen732) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
12369. | Ricky (zyroda) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
12370. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
12371. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 74.70 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
12372. | war (warpig98) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
12373. | evs (evs_games) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
12374. | brandon (laff) | 74.69 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
12375. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 74.69 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
12376. | Carly (cp_beth) | 74.69 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
12377. | Nathan (yourmum12345) | 74.68 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
12378. | jason (wickeddog) | 74.68 | 98% | 2016-05-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |