And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8667. | chom (chom2474) | 100.62 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 8668. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 100.62 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
| 8669. | Marcin (kawre) | 100.62 | 98% | 2023-06-05 |
| 8670. | Jesse (senoculus) | 100.62 | 98% | 2013-04-13 |
| 8671. | (nidzoni) | 100.62 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8672. | Jeremy (fatcj) | 100.62 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 8673. | Paddi (adriott) | 100.61 | 97.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8674. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 100.61 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 8675. | (richardshiawase) | 100.61 | 99% | 2012-03-08 |
| 8676. | P-Bag (porter7678) | 100.60 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 8677. | (skitlez313) | 100.60 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
| 8678. | (samuelc) | 100.60 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 8679. | (ducksako) | 100.59 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
| 8680. | (veganox) | 100.59 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 8681. | (themkeyholder) | 100.59 | 99% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8682. | Durian (fatkid69) | 100.59 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 8683. | (hehehoh) | 100.58 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8684. | (pandamkii) | 100.58 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8685. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 100.58 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 8686. | (karek) | 100.58 | 96% | 2013-05-20 |
| 8687. | Jayde (monhare) | 100.57 | 96% | 2014-08-06 |
| 8688. | (xtirionx) | 100.57 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 8689. | (justmonotone) | 100.57 | 93% | 2017-04-25 |
| 8690. | (luke1995) | 100.57 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 8691. | omar (omarnerd) | 100.56 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8692. | (just1c3) | 100.56 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 8693. | (watonearth) | 100.56 | 96% | 2014-12-11 |
| 8694. | (runescimmy) | 100.56 | 91% | 2016-10-10 |
| 8695. | (trisywc) | 100.55 | 99% | 2022-03-16 |
| 8696. | (ocdy1001) | 100.55 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |