I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6675. | PAID ISRAEL (dnatrixene135) | 94.67 | 94% | 2017-04-26 |
| 6676. | Cody (cpark231) | 94.67 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 6677. | Eyad (eyad_14) | 94.66 | 98.2% | 2025-02-11 |
| 6678. | Peter (typenoob451) | 94.66 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 6679. | Ludwig (skriversnabbt) | 94.66 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 6680. | wing (edg3o) | 94.66 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 6681. | Maribel (zephhyre) | 94.65 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 6682. | Mads (mads535i) | 94.65 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 6683. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 94.65 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6684. | Extrode (crazytrends) | 94.65 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 6685. | CatCat (anonymous_ly) | 94.65 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 6686. | flalfk (flalfk) | 94.64 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 6687. | Augheer (augheer) | 94.64 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 6688. | Zoniax (_zephr) | 94.63 | 97.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 6689. | g (georgetianke) | 94.63 | 100% | 2020-03-10 |
| 6690. | Coitus (curtisxuan) | 94.63 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 6691. | gj (ka1jublue) | 94.62 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 6692. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 94.62 | 99% | 2019-11-20 |
| 6693. | Ali (ezzomania) | 94.61 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 6694. | avalos (iavalos) | 94.61 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 6695. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 94.61 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6696. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 94.60 | 99% | 2025-07-13 |
| 6697. | ohayou (ohayou) | 94.60 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 6698. | Stampe (disiple009) | 94.60 | 92% | 2015-06-13 |
| 6699. | Alan (person09) | 94.59 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6700. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 94.59 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 6701. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 94.59 | 93% | 2016-09-11 |
| 6702. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 94.58 | 98.5% | 2024-11-22 |
| 6703. | Mn37 (mn37) | 94.58 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6704. | Dylan (beaverfat) | 94.58 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |