So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31989. | daddy (daddycreams) | 49.23 | 92% | 2023-05-16 |
| 31990. | (l)Knoch (lkoch) | 49.23 | 94.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 31991. | Caesar (techguru94) | 49.23 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 31992. | Turnips! (njwheelbarrow) | 49.23 | 95% | 2013-04-28 |
| 31993. | Tanuj (tanuj_m) | 49.22 | 94% | 2022-03-11 |
| 31994. | Soonbeom (bringu2h) | 49.22 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 31995. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 49.22 | 94% | 2018-09-03 |
| 31996. | kizzgotnorest (kizznorest) | 49.22 | 94% | 2022-11-12 |
| 31997. | Tu (baotu) | 49.22 | 93% | 2013-09-13 |
| 31998. | Mohit (mohit_sk143) | 49.22 | 94% | 2014-01-22 |
| 31999. | maryam (marr) | 49.22 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 32000. | Mario (marioa) | 49.21 | 88% | 2012-10-16 |
| 32001. | Beket (bayemirov) | 49.21 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 32002. | krys (krysop) | 49.20 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 32003. | yeogi (yeogi) | 49.20 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 32004. | Ali (mmo06) | 49.20 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 32005. | Shivansh (zneth) | 49.19 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 32006. | Mug Hill (mug_hill) | 49.19 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 32007. | PhanhotboY (phanhotboy) | 49.19 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 32008. | Radek (boix) | 49.19 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 32009. | Troppols (troppols) | 49.19 | 94% | 2021-03-10 |
| 32010. | karan (karangupta12) | 49.19 | 96% | 2014-03-20 |
| 32011. | Race (race_again) | 49.19 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 32012. | Monica (pikaninja) | 49.18 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 32013. | Noel (no_eru) | 49.18 | 92% | 2022-03-08 |
| 32014. | Jiaxing (hj1ax) | 49.18 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32015. | Andres (speedhopper) | 49.18 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
| 32016. | Cuckoo. (andrew006) | 49.18 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 32017. | bigdaddy (kevinisreallygay) | 49.17 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 32018. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 49.17 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |