The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21394. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 69.63 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 21395. | peter (sk9nk12) | 69.63 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 21396. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 69.62 | 96% | 2016-06-13 |
| 21397. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 69.62 | 95.4% | 2023-07-29 |
| 21398. | Dom (helpmeimfromflordia1) | 69.62 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 21399. | Siukey (siukey) | 69.62 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 21400. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 69.62 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 21401. | Putin (lada1970) | 69.61 | 95% | 2022-11-26 |
| 21402. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 69.61 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 21403. | Ascor (ascor) | 69.61 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 21404. | Dernjo (dernjo) | 69.61 | 88% | 2012-11-21 |
| 21405. | Gor (theonlyone522) | 69.61 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 21406. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 69.61 | 90% | 2016-04-18 |
| 21407. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 69.61 | 92% | 2017-04-06 |
| 21408. | Jessica (hairokami) | 69.61 | 90% | 2014-09-10 |
| 21409. | Emily (deathsaura) | 69.61 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 21410. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 69.60 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 21411. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 69.60 | 94.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 21412. | Mamomi (mamomi) | 69.60 | 97% | 2015-01-25 |
| 21413. | alex (ralex) | 69.60 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 21414. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 69.60 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 21415. | peter (karangoyal07@gmail.com) | 69.60 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 21416. | Ben (jammingammon) | 69.60 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 21417. | Fletcher (chowmeinx) | 69.60 | 98% | 2016-08-15 |
| 21418. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 69.59 | 95% | 2021-05-22 |
| 21419. | Gas (jungas) | 69.59 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 21420. | Kwoth (kwoth) | 69.59 | 92% | 2014-02-16 |
| 21421. | MEWIIE (mewiie) | 69.59 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 21422. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 69.59 | 92% | 2013-02-02 |
| 21423. | Luis (redbeam) | 69.59 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |