Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10000. | Adam (assassinbred) | 89.29 | 97.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10001. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 89.29 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 10002. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 89.29 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 10003. | Prototype (sckraker) | 89.28 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 10004. | TiZ_Crocodile (tizcrocodile) | 89.28 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 10005. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 89.28 | 97.5% | 2023-08-18 |
| 10006. | Mark (markyuuuh) | 89.28 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10007. | 🔻ð˜—ð˜¢ð˜ð˜¦ð˜´ð˜... | 89.28 | 96% | 2024-03-30 |
| 10008. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 89.28 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 10009. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 89.27 | 97.7% | 2023-08-01 |
| 10010. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 89.27 | 97.5% | 2023-12-30 |
| 10011. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 89.27 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 10012. | Alex (eggstreme) | 89.27 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 10013. | Christian (pheonican) | 89.26 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 10014. | Loser (dmred49) | 89.26 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 10015. | brrr (brrr) | 89.26 | 99% | 2025-07-07 |
| 10016. | Elite (elitevalentian) | 89.25 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 10017. | Kanu (kanucool) | 89.25 | 94% | 2022-02-27 |
| 10018. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 89.25 | 98.1% | 2024-03-08 |
| 10019. | karl (karlaustria) | 89.24 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 10020. | Jokūbas (jokstercube) | 89.24 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10021. | clarence (zerogly) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10022. | treespirit (treespirit) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 10023. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 10024. | (anumon6395) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 10025. | Abe (abe21) | 89.23 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 10026. | Errol (sir_errol) | 89.23 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 10027. | Danyull (dantheman3141) | 89.23 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 10028. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 89.22 | 98% | 2025-09-19 |
| 10029. | chotabomj (chotabomj) | 89.22 | 99% | 2026-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |