So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20557. | (lordcedrik) | 66.92 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 20558. | Daniel (redax) | 66.92 | 89% | 2011-11-27 |
| 20559. | Hmpf (hmpf) | 66.92 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 20560. | Laco (koomp) | 66.92 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 20561. | hhg (hhg2) | 66.92 | 99% | 2013-11-18 |
| 20562. | Brett (bca701) | 66.92 | 97% | 2016-03-31 |
| 20563. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 66.91 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 20564. | piney (piney777) | 66.91 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 20565. | Sendy (sendyakbar) | 66.91 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 20566. | (harjinderstar) | 66.91 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 20567. | Fabian (embit77) | 66.91 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 20568. | kathy (abcdef) | 66.91 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 20569. | (diegocr) | 66.90 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 20570. | (prabesh_bashyal12) | 66.90 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 20571. | Ccucumber12 (ccucumber12) | 66.90 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 20572. | (dragopie) | 66.90 | 95% | 2013-03-29 |
| 20573. | (amisupreme) | 66.89 | 89% | 2016-01-16 |
| 20574. | (lemong) | 66.89 | 96% | 2013-08-22 |
| 20575. | Yashaswe (yash_10) | 66.89 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 20576. | Jonathan (jluo004) | 66.89 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 20577. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 66.89 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 20578. | Kohl (kantis) | 66.89 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 20579. | tony (toeknee0) | 66.89 | 98.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 20580. | (nathm) | 66.89 | 93% | 2014-08-28 |
| 20581. | Seung (sii92) | 66.89 | 90% | 2011-05-06 |
| 20582. | Waqas (wakash) | 66.89 | 95% | 2011-05-31 |
| 20583. | Anurag (anurag5sh) | 66.88 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 20584. | Waqas (waqas7861) | 66.88 | 92% | 2014-05-20 |
| 20585. | Beck (junipur) | 66.87 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 20586. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 66.87 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |