So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5288. | Prashast (prashast) | 98.14 | 99% | 2017-10-21 |
| 5289. | Rey (reybenedicto06) | 98.14 | 94% | 2014-02-23 |
| 5290. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 98.14 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
| 5291. | Evening (eveningtaco) | 98.12 | 98% | 2014-06-07 |
| 5292. | moog (moog) | 98.12 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 5293. | uty (tisurend) | 98.12 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 5294. | Nezu (nezumiastin0509) | 98.12 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5295. | Sam (elementroar) | 98.12 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 5296. | zev (zevvy) | 98.11 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 5297. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 98.11 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5298. | Mil (mil1534) | 98.11 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 5299. | Dilan (carnage2) | 98.11 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 5300. | Marcus (marcusmandarin) | 98.11 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5301. | bool3max (bolemax) | 98.11 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 5302. | Wooloo (_extremely_bored) | 98.10 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 5303. | ncf (broccoli_) | 98.10 | 90% | 2015-04-21 |
| 5304. | Luc (vaxim) | 98.09 | 94% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5305. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 98.09 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 5306. | Nicolas (nicolastran) | 98.09 | 98% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5307. | asdf (kangarrou2) | 98.09 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 5308. | Reg (reggg) | 98.08 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 5309. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 98.08 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 5310. | Alexa (alexa72) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5311. | #2 (nigelbo) | 98.08 | 92% | 2012-09-09 |
| 5312. | Jarrod (meowmerz) | 98.07 | 98% | 2013-01-06 |
| 5313. | I forgot (sammuelp1399) | 98.07 | 94% | 2014-03-05 |
| 5314. | Kristi (llamasrule) | 98.07 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 5315. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 98.05 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5316. | Al Jolson (kinosian) | 98.05 | 97% | 2015-01-31 |
| 5317. | David (stewbagel) | 98.05 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |