I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1273. | Tosti-ijzer (paupermongool) | 128.17 | 99.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 1274. | (scaphism) | 128.15 | 94% | 2022-07-05 |
| 1275. | Stephen (installed) | 128.14 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1276. | fatduck (fatduck) | 128.07 | 97.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 1277. | eric (supercire) | 128.07 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 1278. | zero (crispyasf) | 128.07 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 1279. | h (haydenki_) | 128.07 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 1280. | AJL (oppai59) | 128.05 | 97.2% | 2025-01-14 |
| 1281. | StephenSuxAtTyping (stephen... | 128.02 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1282. | Knortic (knortic) | 128.01 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1283. | Bala (balawastaken) | 127.99 | 98.1% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1284. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 127.97 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 1285. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 127.87 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1286. | better than you (craznevil) | 127.85 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 1287. | Orcastra (orcastra) | 127.84 | 98.5% | 2023-12-06 |
| 1288. | aiarys (aiarys) | 127.74 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 1289. | tstats[kamikrazy] (kamikrazy) | 127.73 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1290. | dion (dionpion213) | 127.73 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1291. | Ty (xtie) | 127.73 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1292. | Pikazoo (kso4351) | 127.72 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 1293. | Damian (bignoodle) | 127.71 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1294. | vampires (kkcwkoh) | 127.70 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 1295. | Jam (jamtri) | 127.69 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 1296. | Ben (softaco) | 127.68 | 99% | 2020-12-26 |
| 1297. | t (tomn114) | 127.65 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 1298. | Alenygam (provola23) | 127.64 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 1299. | Wooloo (_extremely_bored) | 127.64 | 99% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1300. | David (dtphorealzdawg) | 127.63 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 1301. | Stand with Israel (wercut) | 127.62 | 96.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 1302. | Kim (kimson52) | 127.59 | 100% | 2024-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |