As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9731. | Razvan (speedyrogamer) | 84.21 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 9732. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 84.21 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 9733. | wqrpst (wqrp) | 84.21 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 9734. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 84.21 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9735. | AK (alphakappa) | 84.21 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 9736. | Mark (ichschnarfen) | 84.21 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 9737. | Worm (ryanbaseball7) | 84.21 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 9738. | Alan (tngg) | 84.20 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9739. | White Darkness (white_darkn... | 84.20 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9740. | Paul (laule9) | 84.20 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9741. | andy (ajggormly) | 84.20 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9742. | Stelister (stelister) | 84.20 | 97.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 9743. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 84.20 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 9744. | Brodie (brodes) | 84.19 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 9745. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 84.19 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 9746. | bulby (bulbyboy) | 84.19 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 9747. | soren (soreniedge) | 84.18 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9748. | titu (mrg698) | 84.18 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 9749. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 9750. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 84.18 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9751. | Mark Jamil (markjamsabejon) | 84.18 | 91% | 2015-10-17 |
| 9752. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 84.18 | 97% | 2016-10-10 |
| 9753. | Josh (j00shh) | 84.17 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9754. | david (jrdupd) | 84.17 | 100% | 2023-01-17 |
| 9755. | Spafa (spafa) | 84.17 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9756. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 84.17 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 9757. | Meløn (__melon__) | 84.17 | 92% | 2016-01-15 |
| 9758. | Khan Abdul (theweaponx24) | 84.16 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 9759. | Ben (bhoman) | 84.16 | 99% | 2022-11-07 |
| 9760. | Minseok (devani0310) | 84.16 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |