So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29788. | (lazysniper) | 52.35 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 29789. | (eddy20022003) | 52.35 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 29790. | (alphasd) | 52.35 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 29791. | (infinity404) | 52.34 | 88% | 2013-01-31 |
| 29792. | (avenger) | 52.34 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 29793. | Cuong (lenamcuong) | 52.34 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 29794. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 52.34 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 29795. | (vincent20lam) | 52.33 | 95% | 2012-06-30 |
| 29796. | (jellyfiszh) | 52.33 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 29797. | Phanie (stephstep) | 52.33 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 29798. | (johnzan) | 52.33 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 29799. | (achiragao) | 52.33 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 29800. | thien (dizzyvn) | 52.33 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 29801. | (ronjohn) | 52.33 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 29802. | (rkarki42) | 52.33 | 95% | 2011-12-08 |
| 29803. | (opiumonom) | 52.33 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
| 29804. | (limpylizzie) | 52.32 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 29805. | (jastas) | 52.32 | 86% | 2012-07-29 |
| 29806. | Kamal (kamalk2) | 52.32 | 91% | 2015-04-23 |
| 29807. | (sajid006) | 52.32 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 29808. | Kinan (kinzo963) | 52.31 | 93% | 2020-04-08 |
| 29809. | (gigabite) | 52.31 | 93% | 2021-05-10 |
| 29810. | (vnamartinez) | 52.31 | 90% | 2016-07-18 |
| 29811. | (type_race) | 52.31 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
| 29812. | (ndvhung_ctt) | 52.31 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 29813. | (phynex) | 52.30 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 29814. | (mini_is_my_name) | 52.30 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 29815. | (ericniyigaba) | 52.30 | 89% | 2017-03-28 |
| 29816. | (reniyuh) | 52.30 | 94.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 29817. | (duyswampert) | 52.30 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |