And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25891. | Taichi (uemurax) | 69.67 | 98% | 2015-01-21 |
| 25892. | dvorak master race (learnin... | 69.67 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 25893. | Cosi (cosilopez) | 69.67 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 25894. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 69.67 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 25895. | Benjamin (benjamin_96) | 69.67 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 25896. | Linus (frogplayz) | 69.66 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 25897. | Tim (sokkeh) | 69.66 | 91% | 2012-11-26 |
| 25898. | Joe (imjoe6721) | 69.66 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
| 25899. | nirmit (nirmit0) | 69.66 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
| 25900. | Vchops (vchops) | 69.66 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 25901. | GyLala (gylala) | 69.65 | 94% | 2013-05-30 |
| 25902. | Vial'Ree (kurumaw) | 69.65 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 25903. | Janet (jfitz1212) | 69.65 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
| 25904. | VonHustler (vonhustler) | 69.65 | 95.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 25905. | Tino (timbsk) | 69.65 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 25906. | Pat (py68849) | 69.65 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 25907. | Al (plnit) | 69.64 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 25908. | Kalybay (kalybai) | 69.64 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 25909. | Gazeekoo (gazeekoo) | 69.64 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 25910. | Joe (afromonkey) | 69.64 | 95% | 2020-02-24 |
| 25911. | Seya (kisg) | 69.64 | 96% | 2014-12-01 |
| 25912. | mujib (mogibm2007) | 69.64 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 25913. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 69.63 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 25914. | Sander (nuffix) | 69.63 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 25915. | ss (sdelinkeroever) | 69.63 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 25916. | Aaron (ajmoore0351) | 69.62 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 25917. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 69.62 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 25918. | nadim (nod_jaguar) | 69.62 | 97% | 2015-06-02 |
| 25919. | Boruto Uzumaki (boruto_02) | 69.62 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 25920. | Alester (alesterverysmart) | 69.62 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |