Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34643. | (cunners123) | 43.43 | 84% | 2017-05-28 |
| 34644. | (dominic1381) | 43.42 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 34645. | (aidan22546) | 43.42 | 91% | 2021-03-04 |
| 34646. | (thedan123) | 43.42 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 34647. | (dush1990) | 43.41 | 95% | 2011-05-21 |
| 34648. | (nessastarsandcrosses) | 43.41 | 92% | 2011-09-06 |
| 34649. | (dariinss) | 43.41 | 92% | 2023-10-02 |
| 34650. | (xtrimis0) | 43.41 | 94% | 2023-03-10 |
| 34651. | (cristain_lopez) | 43.40 | 86% | 2015-07-19 |
| 34652. | (lutra) | 43.40 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 34653. | Kanat (kanatkz) | 43.40 | 93% | 2019-10-12 |
| 34654. | (kdurant) | 43.40 | 97% | 2011-06-29 |
| 34655. | (mis723) | 43.40 | 90% | 2015-05-31 |
| 34656. | (r_cr7) | 43.40 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
| 34657. | (aviralgupta393) | 43.40 | 93.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 34658. | sh (firstttt) | 43.40 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| 34659. | (aiafrias) | 43.39 | 90% | 2011-08-20 |
| 34660. | (kallye_boy) | 43.39 | 90% | 2012-06-25 |
| 34661. | Roger (relevencione) | 43.39 | 96% | 2012-06-18 |
| 34662. | (missediaz) | 43.39 | 92% | 2012-05-24 |
| 34663. | (clarkxz) | 43.39 | 94% | 2021-09-12 |
| 34664. | (nino2003) | 43.39 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 34665. | (xd_daniel) | 43.39 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 34666. | (namnq) | 43.38 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 34667. | (trickster91) | 43.38 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 34668. | (jaiders) | 43.38 | 95% | 2017-11-28 |
| 34669. | (down2oblivion) | 43.38 | 89% | 2016-11-01 |
| 34670. | Jweel (jweel_kar) | 43.38 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 34671. | Kevin (messi_) | 43.37 | 93% | 2016-02-25 |
| 34672. | (kerneo) | 43.37 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |