Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4238. | Elias (candysock) | 66.95 | 93% | 2018-05-30 |
| 4239. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 66.94 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 4240. | Not Quite (extrawhitetoothp... | 66.93 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4241. | DHC (dhc1020) | 66.93 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 4242. | code_brains (coderider) | 66.93 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4243. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 66.93 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4244. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 66.92 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 4245. | a (stanrude) | 66.91 | 99% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4246. | Nikolai (oharp) | 66.91 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4247. | Gustavo (paladincreativo) | 66.89 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4248. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 66.89 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 4249. | Suchita (error90) | 66.88 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4250. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 66.87 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4251. | GS (monstars) | 66.86 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4252. | A (andkrs4) | 66.86 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4253. | Sarah (artisticbunbun) | 66.86 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 4254. | Kaleb (kaleb3205) | 66.83 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 4255. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 66.82 | 94% | 2019-01-31 |
| 4256. | mayank (dids6121) | 66.82 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4257. | Zyma (lhende) | 66.81 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 4258. | Cameron (cameronleej) | 66.79 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4259. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 66.79 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 4260. | Fahad (devfahad) | 66.78 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4261. | Abtin (fada1) | 66.78 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4262. | Jehangir (jehangirkhanafridi) | 66.76 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4263. | kyle (kylesch) | 66.75 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4264. | Elliot (lordmonkey04) | 66.75 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4265. | Qasim (qasim07) | 66.73 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4266. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4267. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 66.69 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |