As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9358. | Daniel Hammershøi (danielh76) | 85.02 | 96.1% | 2025-02-03 |
| 9359. | bad (very_bad_at_typing) | 85.02 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9360. | Boran (boranroni) | 85.02 | 94.7% | 2025-04-06 |
| 9361. | Alo (alosarv) | 85.02 | 98% | 2015-10-22 |
| 9362. | nice_nature (watoto) | 85.01 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9363. | Jan Matthew (mattvent) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9364. | J (kzce) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9365. | Vu (3nim3) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9366. | dyaems (dyaems) | 85.01 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 9367. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 85.00 | 97.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9368. | Jed (jedmedina) | 85.00 | 96.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9369. | Max (linixz) | 85.00 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 9370. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 85.00 | 99% | 2018-02-14 |
| 9371. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 84.99 | 99% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9372. | Brian (bgan) | 84.99 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9373. | bruh (peplee_) | 84.99 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9374. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 84.98 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 9375. | Daniel (kald3s) | 84.98 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9376. | ZhenZhen (alphazhen) | 84.98 | 95.6% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9377. | Nate (natopotato262) | 84.98 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9378. | Kamdeanr (nissefar) | 84.98 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 9379. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 9380. | seb (sebbbbbbb) | 84.97 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9381. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 84.97 | 98% | 2024-02-01 |
| 9382. | Farhang (farhangbeh) | 84.97 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 9383. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 84.97 | 94% | 2016-11-02 |
| 9384. | Bún Bò (snowk49) | 84.96 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 9385. | Kurt (kurthu) | 84.96 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9386. | Yut (poominb) | 84.95 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9387. | Anthony (aferrara16) | 84.95 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |