I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11078. | verdant (verdantasd) | 83.61 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11079. | ⭕⃤ (carmatain) | 83.61 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 11080. | Regi (regae) | 83.61 | 94% | 2015-08-14 |
| 11081. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 83.61 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 11082. | William (clusternation) | 83.61 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 11083. | me_irl (powderer) | 83.61 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 11084. | Angela (angegodx) | 83.61 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 11085. | Alzitra (alzitra) | 83.60 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 11086. | paR11 (ilkarino) | 83.60 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 11087. | June (lumierevi) | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 11088. | RecklessCookie (recklesscoo... | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 11089. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 83.60 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 11090. | Vayne, Shauna (vuck_fayne) | 83.60 | 89% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11091. | sodee (sodri126) | 83.60 | 94% | 2016-10-25 |
| 11092. | Grace (orange_electric) | 83.59 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 11093. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 83.59 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 11094. | Jack (nomadologist) | 83.58 | 96% | 2024-02-29 |
| 11095. | John (lolcats39) | 83.58 | 96% | 2024-12-09 |
| 11096. | Maxine (maxinesteel) | 83.58 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11097. | Oikawa (kakashihatake1205) | 83.58 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 11098. | ᗜHarri (steno) (harrri) | 83.58 | 96.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 11099. | Homer (cowmonger) | 83.58 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 11100. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 83.58 | 96.4% | 2025-02-02 |
| 11101. | kat (69wpm420blazeit) | 83.58 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 11102. | JK (loljkgo) | 83.57 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 11103. | Shrox (shrox) | 83.56 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 11104. | cuadicles (cuadicles) | 83.56 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 11105. | King John Smith III (parado... | 83.55 | 99% | 2024-11-09 |
| 11106. | Do Huu (thanhame) | 83.55 | 97% | 2017-04-09 |
| 11107. | Yashesh (yashesh_07) | 83.55 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |