The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3114. | ABC (funnelcake9) | 107.45 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 3115. | Optimo (op123) | 107.45 | 81% | 2017-02-14 |
| 3116. | sam (samuelhultman) | 107.44 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 3117. | Daniel (dluoshouyi) | 107.44 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3118. | Jie (wafflez) | 107.44 | 96% | 2012-06-15 |
| 3119. | Matthew (matthewli) | 107.44 | 93% | 2012-07-01 |
| 3120. | race_me_now (I miss Czy) (r... | 107.44 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 3121. | Adam (nemz) | 107.44 | 97% | 2011-12-24 |
| 3122. | hehe (shindo333) | 107.43 | 98.5% | 2024-03-11 |
| 3123. | Kamote35 (cooldz) | 107.42 | 95.9% | 2024-09-23 |
| 3124. | Lei Paul (polley) | 107.42 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3125. | Matt (karazi) | 107.42 | 94% | 2011-12-14 |
| 3126. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 107.41 | 97.5% | 2024-08-19 |
| 3127. | Vivian (viviann_25) | 107.41 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
| 3128. | Typey (typeytyper) | 107.41 | 99% | 2012-03-23 |
| 3129. | Steven (swwu) | 107.41 | 96% | 2011-10-26 |
| 3130. | (ailihphilia) | 107.40 | 97.7% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3131. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 107.40 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 3132. | ronald (kakan) | 107.40 | 95% | 2014-02-08 |
| 3133. | Empress (empress812) | 107.40 | 98% | 2014-06-06 |
| 3134. | Vince (changoa) | 107.39 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 3135. | rock dog (generic_exe) | 107.38 | 98.6% | 2025-06-03 |
| 3136. | Kanna (kannasnow) | 107.38 | 98% | 2025-03-03 |
| 3137. | Jesse (myoga) | 107.38 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 3138. | asdf (omgom) | 107.38 | 94% | 2014-03-03 |
| 3139. | blindpyro (blindpyro) | 107.37 | 96.9% | 2024-03-24 |
| 3140. | joel (palmfruit380) | 107.37 | 99% | 2025-05-26 |
| 3141. | Your Mom (imgonnalose69) | 107.37 | 96% | 2020-12-25 |
| 3142. | Jacob (zoticus) | 107.37 | 99% | 2016-09-01 |
| 3143. | adsf (max_m7) | 107.36 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |