So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18864. | Daryl (namisimp) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 18865. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 18866. | Bunna (skykid) | 70.27 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 18867. | spargy (spargy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 18868. | Symoun (sim1ong) | 70.26 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 18869. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 70.26 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18870. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 70.26 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 18871. | ko (nakanidashite) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 18872. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 70.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 18873. | noname (simenlade) | 70.26 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 18874. | NinerSechs (neunsechszwei) | 70.26 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
| 18875. | Jack (jackdude) | 70.26 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 18876. | Sahil (sahilm) | 70.25 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 18877. | Alex (devconk) | 70.25 | 90% | 2012-07-19 |
| 18878. | nguyen ngoc hoa (embeheo) | 70.25 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 18879. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 70.25 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 18880. | Arief (noorganteng) | 70.24 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18881. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 70.24 | 93.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 18882. | Ritam (bubka42) | 70.24 | 95% | 2016-03-19 |
| 18883. | Princess (painini_) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 18884. | han (han_) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18885. | Michael (kainseth) | 70.24 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 18886. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 70.24 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 18887. | Oliver (ollciso) | 70.24 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
| 18888. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 18889. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 70.24 | 91% | 2015-03-08 |
| 18890. | KOREA AH AH (jacksonian) | 70.24 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 18891. | Michał (michalll) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 18892. | Drake (drakebott) | 70.23 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 18893. | Trung (trunga0) | 70.23 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |