I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12416. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 80.39 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 12417. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 80.38 | 94% | 2022-09-21 |
| 12418. | Adola (adola) | 80.38 | 87% | 2017-01-03 |
| 12419. | adella (adellab) | 80.38 | 99% | 2017-12-12 |
| 12420. | Marilia (mariliaisa) | 80.38 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 12421. | T (omega5002) | 80.38 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 12422. | Max (morex) | 80.38 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 12423. | Angela (hylandangela) | 80.38 | 99% | 2012-07-02 |
| 12424. | H_24 (h_24) | 80.38 | 96% | 2017-04-22 |
| 12425. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 12426. | Jordan (mightymiff) | 80.37 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 12427. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 80.37 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12428. | Kori (oxymoronictruth) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 12429. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 12430. | crow (ph4tomz) | 80.37 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12431. | Kin (kccchiu) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 12432. | bosen (moneyshotmage) | 80.36 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 12433. | Philippines (philippines11) | 80.36 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 12434. | Chris (pr1m3) | 80.36 | 94% | 2016-09-05 |
| 12435. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 80.36 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 12436. | aero (aeroagg15) | 80.36 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 12437. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 80.36 | 96% | 2012-02-11 |
| 12438. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 80.36 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 12439. | Banana (banankake) | 80.35 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 12440. | topre (bathybathy) | 80.35 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| 12441. | Locky (locky800) | 80.34 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 12442. | Luke (lukell) | 80.34 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 12443. | Patrik (catalistx) | 80.34 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 12444. | Please use an appropriate n... | 80.34 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12445. | Breanna (bjr7) | 80.34 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |