So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26449. | Wes (swes) | 58.63 | 100% | 2016-12-11 |
| 26450. | 🙃 (kryptoprocta) | 58.62 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 26451. | Lapse (lapse_tripper) | 58.62 | 92% | 2012-05-17 |
| 26452. | Don (maxeffort999) | 58.62 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 26453. | FocusN (focusn_) | 58.62 | 93.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 26454. | bloncing (bloncing) | 58.62 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 26455. | Lord (snail90) | 58.62 | 96% | 2021-02-16 |
| 26456. | vincent (polymorpheus) | 58.62 | 99% | 2019-09-12 |
| 26457. | Roberto (cant_get_right) | 58.62 | 97% | 2012-08-10 |
| 26458. | Phúc (phucpham) | 58.62 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 26459. | pelfra_colemak (pelfra_cole... | 58.62 | 95% | 2017-04-19 |
| 26460. | Tonya (tagama2) | 58.61 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 26461. | Rcujli (rcujli) | 58.61 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 26462. | Antonio (antonio87) | 58.61 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 26463. | Oscar (imachi) | 58.61 | 96% | 2017-06-26 |
| 26464. | Quyết Thắng (colddream) | 58.61 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 26465. | Andrei (bigloud) | 58.60 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 26466. | Vaibhav (vai_7725) | 58.60 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 26467. | Banit (banit) | 58.60 | 95% | 2014-06-05 |
| 26468. | M (mehtro_20) | 58.60 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 26469. | Chinmay (chinmays1999) | 58.60 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 26470. | Kael (kaelcc) | 58.60 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 26471. | Ayman (ayman_m) | 58.60 | 91% | 2014-12-01 |
| 26472. | Matt (kirito3141) | 58.60 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| 26473. | Joshua (lord_omega) | 58.60 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 26474. | best (bigdaddyshu) | 58.60 | 89% | 2014-10-06 |
| 26475. | reall (reall) | 58.59 | 93% | 2021-02-28 |
| 26476. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 58.59 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 26477. | bruce (belicario) | 58.59 | 84% | 2016-12-15 |
| 26478. | Isaac (iceman8083) | 58.58 | 95% | 2022-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |